*takes a nap* who am i
(Source: stumphie)
[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]
(Source: andyglassismymom)
How do I express the depth of my love to you, or my dreams for our future? Or the fact that I will fight for you everyday, or that our kids will be like little superheroes with little capes and stuff like that. Words can’t express that, they don’t do it justice, they just dont cut it. So no vows. I’ll just prove it to you everyday for the rest of our lives. You can count on me.
(Source: buymorenerdherd)
this is cute but 10 seconds later that kangaroo kicked the shit out of that kid and put it in a sleeper hold and suffocated it because kangaroos are real as fuck
that comment tho!^
(Source: folhadespaulo)
nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an accident
so at my family’s new year party my mom yelled out that the strippers had arrived and when i turned around it wAS MY GRANDPA IN DRAG
(Source: glindasupland)
so i was in walmart and this totally happen
gay couple: swaggers around walmart
evil middle age white woman: i bite my thumb at u
young child, possibly infant: i support gay marriage
gay couple: that kid gonna get hella notes on tumblr for that real quote
(Source: stumbled-in-sky)
